British
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 1

Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an australian something
Total: 3

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[]x Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[] You know what a italian horn is
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4

Spanish
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. (Not in the way one might think... D
Total: 4

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[x] You can 'sing' gospel. (and it IS singing... and more interesting than our church music...)
Total: 4

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (When I'm eating?)
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're over 5'2 (5'2and3/8, BIOTCH!)
Total: 4

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3

American
[] You hate foriegners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3

My Results: I'm Italian, Irish, African American, and German. Shiiiet, son. Also I hate how the "American" survey makes Americans seem like a bunch of republican assholes. No dammit, that's our president. Goddamn stereotypes.